Outside playing - trying to get him away from the new passion he has called you tube...
Me: "lets play a game."
Jake: "I have a game we can play. Its called shoot mom."
Me: looking at him funny as we have stayed away from guns for the most part here
Jake: "Mom, your the target -- I'm serious - You are the target."
Luckily for me - the shooting was from his toy boat that shot out life perservers. But where does he learn words like serious and target???? Way too smart for his own good.